Friday, March 27, 2026

The ESG Sticker on a Running Chainsaw

 


They sold you a $30 trillion peace of mind. The receipt is in the atmosphere.

Here's what happened in February 2025: BP announced it was slashing its renewable energy spending by roughly 70 percent, cutting to about $2 billion annually — down more than $5 billion from what it had been spending. The company that once rebranded itself "Beyond Petroleum" and plastered green sunburst logos across every gas station in America quietly folded its hand.

No one was shocked. That's the tell.


In the room where the energy transition was supposedly happening, the furniture was never bolted down. Equinor trimmed its renewable capacity targets by nearly 40 percent around the same time. Chevron's carbon-reduction capital expenditures shrank to roughly five percent of its total capital budget. None of the world's twelve largest oil and gas companies plan to decrease fossil fuel production. Zero.

They went "too far, too fast," BP said. That was the company's actual explanation.

For reference: they had invested about 0.13 percent of their total energy output in renewables. Zero point one three percent. They apparently found even that pace exhausting.


Meanwhile, some $30 trillion in global assets sits in funds that market themselves as ESG — Environmental, Social, and Governance — investing. That's roughly a quarter of all assets under professional management worldwide.

The pitch was clean: make money and do good simultaneously. Invest in companies that treat their workers well, manage their environmental footprint responsibly, and operate with integrity. The dream sold so well it became an industry.

Then someone checked the holdings.


Fossil fuel companies appear in approximately 80 percent of ESG funds.

Tobacco companies — the ones that knowingly killed their customers for decades and spent billions in court fighting off the consequences — appear in ESG funds too, because the scoring methodology only penalizes harms a company literally pays for. Legal liability is the measure of sin. If you pollute without consequence, the pollution doesn't count.

That's not a bug in the ESG system. That's the design.


I spent a long time inside Fortune 500 companies. I know how this machinery operates. When a large corporation hires a PR firm to rebrand its existing activities as a sustainability initiative, that's not transformation. That's a paint job on the pipeline.

The technical term is "negative externalities." In plain English, it means: if nobody makes you pay for it, it didn't happen. ESG built its entire architecture on that foundation.


Here's the math that should have killed the whole enterprise at the starting gate.

ExxonMobil has a net-zero commitment for 2050. Sounds responsible. Here's what it covers: emissions from pumping the oil and running the refineries. Here's what it conspicuously omits: the emissions from burning every gallon of gasoline, every jet fuel fill-up, every barrel of anything Exxon sells.

That excluded category — what the climate world calls Scope 3 emissions — is four times larger than everything Exxon promises to fix.

They committed to cleaning up their tailpipe while their product is the tailpipe. It is, as one researcher drily noted in a recent paper, "cynical buffoonery." But it earned Exxon a place in many ESG ratings.


I live on the Front Range. You can see the mountains from here — when the ozone lets you. Colorado's Front Range regularly violates federal air quality standards, and oil and gas operations in the DJ Basin are a documented contributor to that problem. Satellite data has repeatedly caught methane leaking from Colorado oil and gas infrastructure far above what companies self-report.

That's not a climate abstraction. That's a kid in Longmont with an inhaler.


The ESG rating system gave us a number to put next to it and call it managed.

ESG rating agencies — and there are many, each billing fund managers handsomely for their scores — have a correlation of about 40 percent with each other. Meaning two different agencies assessing the same company will disagree, significantly, more than half the time. Credit rating agencies, which assess concrete financial data, agree with each other 90 percent of the time.

We handed the moral accounting of capitalism to an industry that can't agree on what it's measuring. And we charged $30 trillion for the privilege.


This is not a new story. The Gilded Age industrialists who paid poverty wages said the market required it. The chemical industry that dismissed Rachel Carson in 1962 said science required it. The tobacco companies said personal freedom required it.

They were all running the same play. Let the harm flow. Make the harmed prove the cause. Fight the regulation. Settle when you must. Rebrand as needed.

Corporate profits as a share of GDP are currently near a 50-year high. Worker wages as a share of GDP are near their lowest. Income inequality hasn't been this bad since before the Progressive Era — before we last had this exact argument and built Social Security and the weekend and the 40-hour workweek to answer it.

The answer then wasn't a fund.


The answer was government. Rules. Enforcement. The boring, unglamorous work of making someone pay for the damage they do whether or not a shareholder wants them to.

ESG was sold as a shortcut through that work — a way to fix capitalism from inside the portfolio. It was also, not coincidentally, a product that generated enormous fees for the people selling it.

The companies didn't change. The fees were real.


Standing on the Front Range and watching Big Oil gut its green commitments the moment the political weather shifted, the lesson isn't complicated. It's the same lesson the railroad barons tried to teach us a hundred and fifty years ago, the same one Big Tobacco taught us again forty years ago, the same one the fracking industry is teaching Colorado right now.

You cannot ask profit machines to stop profiting at your expense.

You can only make them stop.

That takes legislation. It takes carbon pricing. It takes rule-writers who don't come from the industries they're supposed to regulate. It takes elected officials who answer to the people breathing the air instead of the ones selling the gas.

The path to a livable planet runs through the statehouse and the ballot box.

It was always going to.

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The ESG Sticker on a Running Chainsaw

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